earth insurance corporation - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing
All the most educated people agreed that there were cases in law to show compensation required in the case of severe loss and emotional trauma. Thus, those wisely expecting environmental calamities to escalate, added up the figures of what would be required to compensate people for the loss of Earth and their loved ones. They were very impressed with the length of the number. Thus all agreed it was a rare business opportunity for the savvy money professional, a safe retirement vehicle, and the Earth Insurance Corporation came into the market place to great applause.
The Earth Insurance Corporation will require payment from your polluting employment sectors and pay out a cash sum to all victims in the case that Earth dies. We are sure you will find this of great comfort. Always read the fine print.
"Yes, we have an 'Earth Insurance' policy, it is somewhat as useful as a car insurance policy that only pays out when your entire family and everyone you love is dead."