General

She sat on the lavatory staring at the grubby paint on the wall opposite. Then, to ease things along a bit, she sang her usual 'Amazing Grace' quietly to herself. The expansion of her lungs, the gentle pushing of the diaphragm generally did the trick.

By james, April 23, 2012.
General

While he was using the lavatory, he begun making his Evelyn Waugh face, then abandoned it in favour of one more savage than he normally used. Gripping his tongue between his teeth, he made his cheeks expand into little hemispherical balloons; he forced his upper lip downwards into an idiotic pout; he protruded his chin like the blade of a shovel

By james, April 23, 2012.

Found in Lucky Jim, authored by Kingsley Amis.