General

Those voices in the night emanated from a convention of mosquitoes.

By mikeb, November 18, 2013.

Found in Skiddoo!, authored by Hugh McHugh.

General

When we moved into the half-portion dwelling house last spring I said to the janitor, "Have you any mosquitoes in the summer?"

The janitor was so insulted he didn't feel like taking a drink for ten minutes.

"Mosquitoes!" he shouted; "such birds of prey were never known in these apartments. We have piano beaters and gas meters, but never such criminals as mosquitoes."

By mikeb, November 18, 2013.

Found in Skiddoo!, authored by Hugh McHugh.