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It was about as safe as jumping off a cliff with paper wings.

By dinoclor, March 20, 2012.
General

It was about as safe as kissing a lion on the lips.

By dinoclor, March 20, 2012.
General

The idea was about as safe as poking a cobra in the eye with your own finger.

General

It was about as safe as going to the savannah dressed in bacon rind.

By dinoclor, March 20, 2012.
General

It was as safe as cuddling a black-widow spider.

General

It was about as safe as an electrician in hob-nail boots.