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The devil has zero interest in you, foolish child, for what was made by the divine creator must return to the divine creator. To him you are the bug and he so enjoy's pulling off your wings and watching your suffering. But it's nothing personal. How could the devil be personal with a bug? No. It is simply a devil of a game. What Satan is after is the destruction of creation, to destroy Earth and all her life forms, to watch them suffer and die. The first step to winning this game is realising that you are in it.

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Devil: "You appear to want to get rid of your forests and fuck up your atmosphere, it's a strange way for a species to go, but sure, I'd be only to happy to assist. Fire and chainsaws are listed in my tinder profile turn-ons. Apparently humanity swiped right..."