Danny loves computer games and he’s a bit of a slouch. He can use mirrors to help him find food. He’s capable of using deception to throw off a competitor for food. He has relationships with his family members. He can do a whole circus worth of tricks. Large parts of Danny’s genome is identical to yours, he also tastes a lot like you would if we spit roasted you, not that we would. That would be barbaric!

By Angela Abraham, @daisydescriptionari, April 1, 2015.

Found in Are you awake yet? - first draft, authored by Daisy.