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Alien invasion? Paranoid much? We evolved on our own planets and are doing well here, thanks very much. Have you any idea the work involved in invading and governing some other world? These are the broken warped fantasies of folks who've never been asked to lead or do something so complex! We haven't broken our ecology, we live within our biological "bank account." Seriously, time to sort out that mess and be self sufficient. Space isn't empty, idiots. You are in quarantine, an intergalactic "lockdown," until you learn how to do basic planetary care. Additionally, we read your alien invasion "fears" via the neural mirror principle, it is also a desire to take over and invade other worlds, to act as the barbarian. No thanks! You are fortunate we take an interest in providing assistance from afar. Some of you are worth it.

General

Intergalactic interventions are done by groups of conservationists who are pragmatic and kind. We need to code up your languages, find how the neurological issues and guide the species to discover how to fix it themselves. If we arrived and did it on your behalf you, and the rest of the galaxy, would call it an invasion or "take over." Even if we did it kindly that would be the case - especially with a species still battling me vs. me. Indeed, we have very different policies for more evolved species, talking is easier and trust is natural. Anyhow, try not to "shoot the messengers," there's a good chap.