All smiles and pom-poms, right? All fluff and pretty outfits? Think again. It's gymnastics without the safety precautions. No mats, no nets, no room for error. Topple from that pyramid of girls and you'll get your pretty little face smashed in for you. Do I want to cheerlead? Do I want to be one of those popular girls? Hell yeah! But I like my face the way it is thanks. Pass me my coke, I'm gonna sit on the bleachers.

By mudslide, October 10, 2013.