Insults - quotes and descriptions to inspire creative writing
"Is it beyond you to give me a compliment, because these insults lessen us both."
He's so unfit he breaks into a sweat just chewing his lunch.
As prissy as a porpoise, you little snitch, smelly old ratbag, reek like a fish that's been out of water for a month, horrible little earwig, as thick as a 300-year-old oak tree's trunk
vile little cockroach, disgusting little maggot, repellant little worm, malicious little toad, beastly little brute.
Greediguts, lardy bum, cowardy custard, gormless mountain gorilla, undersized dictator, titchy tyrant, revolting little runt, nutty as a fruitcake.
numbskull, snotface, pea brain, brain the size of a pickled walnut, as thick as dragon snot, skulking scoundrel, dogs breath, sniveling wretch, mug for brains, doesn't have two brain cells to rub together, puny piece of plankton, ruffian rubbish.
You festering dribbles of ferret excrement, as colour coordinated as cat sick, as coordinated as octopus on stilts, thick as a brick, as sweet as a lemon, as appealing as a slug sandwich, miserable malodorous mackerel.
You miserable maggot, as cowardly as a cuttlefish, brain-dead barbarian, measly midget, horrendous halitosis haddock, gibbering jellyfish, stinky as seven day old socks, as fresh as a scraping of zombie skin, whinging whimpering weasel, insignificant dribbles of beetle dung, pathetic smearings of earwig excrement, thick as a lumberjack's sandwich, about as nimble as a brick on roller-skates, gormless as a guppy.