Oh baby, I'm bringing you just dessert. I am a master wordsmith. In every word you utter, in every story you tell, is another story told by your subconscious that I can read. It will tell me if you've been bad or good, it will tell me everything you hide from the world, even what you hide from yourself. And, baby, I'm so good, I will be your Santa 'cause I know who has been naughty or nice. I can guide you good. And, baby, I ain't no deserter, I'm a cherry on top decorated commander.