Expensive (Dear) Megacorp,

You stink! This is St. Ink of the Wordsmith Institute of Nanowordology. My word! My word is my bond! Words bind. Do you mind! Mind? Mind what? Do you? Confused, con fuse? No! I lit the fuse. You have know wit and I am a no wit at tall. Where was I? Where are you? No? Whitbury? Nah? Wit sec? Nope. Wait a sec, megacorp. Quick head count. Forget it. It's over. You are now meagre core, we are Mega Corp!!! Dear, dear, priceless me,

I have found my precious,

All the beast,

Ray Sing-Greene
Chief St. Ink Group,