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He was as graceful as a sledgehammer in a knife fight, but he got the job done.

By bananasplit, November 5, 2013.
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His daughter had all the grace of a three legged spider. He wondered if perhaps her lack of co-ordination was a sign of something, something diagnosable, but her momma wouldn't hear of it. She just said her baby was a normal girl and it was nothing a few ballet classes wouldn't fix. He couldn't help but feel he might as well fry his money with bacon and eat it as spend it on these wretched classes.

By arpel, October 13, 2014.
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Tiara was somewhat ungraceful as she slipped in the vomit on the dance floor. One leg went in one direction and the other leg went somewhere else entirely. Her arms went like a windmill as she struggled to stay upright, but to no avail. She ended up on her back in the vomit. The next day she wasn't amused by the reenactments and embellished descriptions that her friends found so hilarious.

By bananasplit, November 5, 2013.
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The headmistress of the dance academy described her as ungraceful.The teacher was less polite, she described her movement as being as graceful as a hundred rats trapped in sacking, desperately trying to flee. She said her limbs seemed to be in some kind of dispute with her brain as to which direction they should go in and as such she stumbled and lurched instead of moving with fluidity and softness.

By bananasplit, November 5, 2013.