General

Troy is able to recognise fifty human faces on a computer screen and get a perfect score. He can map out his surroundings and make rudimentary plans of what to do next. Troy will come when you call his name. On basic problem solving intelligence tests Troy does as well as a human. He is more intelligent than a rat and can solve the same tasks as a “slow monkey.” He does taste quite good though, I’ve eaten his kind before, many times...

By Angela Abraham (daisy), April 1, 2015.

Found in Are you awake yet? - first draft, authored by Daisy.

General

Danny loves computer games and he’s a bit of a slouch. He can use mirrors to help him find food. He’s capable of using deception to throw off a competitor for food. He has relationships with his family members. He can do a whole circus worth of tricks. Large parts of Danny’s genome is identical to yours, he also tastes a lot like you would if we spit roasted you, not that we would. That would be barbaric!

By Angela Abraham (daisy), April 1, 2015.

Found in Are you awake yet? - first draft, authored by Daisy.

General

Now for Lila. Lila is very loving, she adores flowers and sunshine. She’s very cuddly and quite gentle. I love to visit her because I find such beauty in simplicity. She has a best friend who she loves to be with, she gets quite stressed when they are separated. How cute! Not along ago her community voted her to be the leader based on her intelligence, inquisitiveness, confidence and experience. Not only that, she learnt a while ago how to unbolt her own pen in the barn so she could go out to the pasture anytime she wanted to. When she learns something new she gets super excited, sometimes she actually jumps up in the air. In a world that has become lost by confusing “intelligence” with “complexity,” she’s a breath of fresh air. She has a special bond with her mother, who nursed her for almost a full year. She isn’t caged because no-one is mean enough to scare her, I guess that’s why she’s so invigorating to be around. It’s like meeting happiness and love in a bundle - a bit like Kitty, I’m sure your remember her. Btw, she’s doing very well.

By Angela Abraham (daisy), April 1, 2015.

Found in Are you awake yet? - first draft, authored by Daisy.