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The magical bank is the karma system, the keeper of the magical current - see?

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The magical bank is a transformer, in goes the pain you suffered for the sake of love and self improvement for the purposes of being a hero, then your "personal savings account of history" is credited with magic - often called positive karma. I must say, it has been quite some time since anyone as gotten out of debt, this is a happy day indeed! Your soul is mortgage free! Well done!

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By all accounts, my dear one, it is quite possible to bank karma, your magical currency, for the future, for the purposes of saving up.

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Well, as with any banking system, magical currency is earned and spent. The debtors must pay, of course, with much interest. Those with a positive balance are rewarded with magic, the kind that makes them lucky. Only those with pure souls get this kind of magic because only they can earn it. It is the bankers way of ensuring we can bank on the recipients to go good things with it. We only give advantages to the good of creation... and you my dear... are the first one we've been able to give these advantages to in a very long time. So, why not check your balance, you'll find that now you've earned this position we will top up your account on a regular basis. We have great interest in you.

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A magical bank is a place for the kind of things you can bank on, really rely on, for things that have reality. Human money is a fiction. Human wealth as gold is only a function of ego and vanity. Human money is human power and thus both are a myth. Magical currency, however, is real and an essential part of how this universe functions. I suggest you set about earning positive karma, it is the only way to have a bank account here. When others can by all accounts bank on you, you will have a bank account with us. One either gets into credit by paying early, by saving up (the self, others and creation), or one can party and get into debt only to pay later. As always, you choose your path.