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We're robbers because we are Robin Hoods. So you choose what you want to do about that. Are you a sheriff of Nottingham or one of our merry band?

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When people starve and others have excess, our kind of white collar robbery is patriotic.

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We never stole from anyone who couldn't afford a financial nip and tuck.

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Scammers con, we "white collar robbers" do plastic surgery, and there is a world of difference in that. A little liposuction for the soul, that's all.

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Masks and hoods are so passe, we have high tech that allows us to do our Robin Hood thing from anywhere with wifi.