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Santa wasn't who we thought he'd be. He was an elf, and smaller than the average elf, skipping rather than walking. Neither did he care for the material world, yet loved the woodland and nature. Then on top of it all, he was a she. The latest Santa to inherit the title was a daughter and to the elves she was the winter queen.

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Everyone is sacred, or everyone is scared; that's the clause of the real Santa.

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God is a socialist and he has a social list, he is fully aware of who has been naughty and nice.