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The Prime Minister had never met the pale wan children of the underclass, under-tall and under-fed, yet he led educated men and women to make their lives all the worse.

General

We had hoped for a Prime Minister that would chose not to starve poor children during a pandemic, but there you go, I suppose the lunches at Eton were too good and regular for real empathy to develop.

General

The problem with faking empathy, Mr Prime Minister, is that you can't actually navigate properly without it. After a time you'll find yourself lost in the storms of fate because your compass is only pointing toward your own desires.

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The Prime Minister considered feeding the poor children of his nation, adjusting his posture slightly to allow his roast beef to digest.

General

Prime Minister, feeding kids is my church; so how about you sit there on a pew and listen to the choir.

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Prime Minister, in a fateful twist we have come full circle to the start of social darwinism, "Please Sir..."