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"Aha!" said the Prime Monister, "we will have the poor scrap with the destitute for scraps! We can't lose!"

By Angela Abraham, @daisydescriptionari, October 25, 2023.
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"Yes, Prime Minister!" said Humphrey, his voice lowering to a pained whisper, "a small volcanic island. Got it." His face convulses as he turns to leave. He stops, adding through a grimace-grin, "It's just that there's a tiny difference between running a nation and preparing a Monty Python sketch, Sir."

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"We're saving by killing," said the billionaire prime minister, "math, you see. Math is king. Pennies make pounds! Every yuppence, I mean tuppence, not spent on baby formula stays in the bank, money lice matters! I mean, money matters!"

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The Prime Minister had never met the pale wan children of the underclass, under-tall and under-fed, yet he led educated men and women to make their lives all the worse.

By Angela Abraham, @daisydescriptionari, October 23, 2020.
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We had hoped for a Prime Minister that would chose not to starve poor children during a pandemic, but there you go, I suppose the lunches at Eton were too good and regular for real empathy to develop.

By Angela Abraham, @daisydescriptionari, October 23, 2020.
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The problem with faking empathy, Mr Prime Minister, is that you can't actually navigate properly without it. After a time you'll find yourself lost in the storms of fate because your compass is only pointing toward your own desires.

By Angela Abraham, @daisydescriptionari, October 23, 2020.
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The Prime Minister considered feeding the poor children of his nation, adjusting his posture slightly to allow his roast beef to digest.

By Angela Abraham, @daisydescriptionari, October 23, 2020.
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Prime Minister, feeding kids is my church; so how about you sit there on a pew and listen to the choir.

By Angela Abraham, @daisydescriptionari, October 23, 2020.
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Prime Minister, in a fateful twist we have come full circle to the start of social darwinism, "Please Sir..."

By Angela Abraham, @daisydescriptionari, October 23, 2020.